WHEN YOU THINK “CEBU”, you are probably thinking long white beaches and a technicolour underworld of tropical fish. Maybe a waterfall or a beach resort? Cebu City is the gateway to all that, and for most people, nothing more. One of the biggest cities outside Manila, it’s noisy, dirty, and either run down or being developed. Despite its obvious drawbacks, I found it to be a pretty good shithole to spend a few days wandering around, on my way from here to there.

The sights around the island are better. While it is a bit of a shithole, it's a pretty likable shithole.

And cottage industries surprise the wandering visitor, who may want to buy a hand made Virgin Mary statue. Or not.

Filipino food wins no awards, but Cebu City was OK for tucker, starting with this portside Cheap & Cheerful chicken and stew.

Plenty of enterprising Cebuano ply the streets in the daytime too, selling snacks and meals from carts......

A number of restaurants cater to passing trade, often with talented bands playing. Goat curry, can't go wrong.

Basilica del Santo Niño is the country's oldest catholic church, and a pigrimage spot. Architecturally, I didn't think much of it, but there was plenty of people watching to do.

Casa Gorordo is one of the nicest old houses in Cebu, having survived revolutions, wars and development since the 1850s.

The 1680 coral and stone built Yap-Sandiego Ancestral House is said dubiously to be the oldest Chinese house outside China. It's an eclectic collection of religious artifacts, family heirlooms and some scary dolls.

I spent a lot of time kicking around Carbon Market, where poverty and opportunity sit side by side, kids play while their parents try to turn a peso.

There was even an outdoor pool hall, complete with the dodgy looking hustlers you'd expect to find hustling.