KOTOR STANDS OUT in a coast full of outstanding scenery. Other old cities and plenty of new and tasteless resorts run from Croatia to Albania, with summer crowds flocking ike seagulls to the ordinary beaches. Plenty of historical old towns make for better entertainment, but watch out for the mindlessly dangerous drivers.

Our first stop was Ulcinj, just over the Albanian border, and a handy stop of for ancient Stari Bar.

Illyrains founded the city around 800BC, and from around 1000AD has been Ottoman, Slav, Venetian and Montegrin.

The ruins are probably the best of their type in the country, extensive, well preserved in parts and with good views.

Inexplicably, millions come for these shitful beaches, Ulcinj being particularly popular with Kosova.

As I found out a few times in Europe, the old town and its sights are quite compact and take surprisingly little time to see.

There are plenty of water ba$ed activities on offer, but the steep climb up behind the town should not be missed.

Newly weds, overfeds, and almost deads are disgorged into the Sea Gate, to jam the old city and get fleeced for a few hours.