TRAVELODDITY Head-scratching double takes from the road less travelled. Frenzied Indian and Pakistani citizens cheer their border soldiers on, in a choreographed display of silly walks and moustache-fingering, at the Wagah border closing ceremony.Charger flustercluck.Well-worn Chinese made footwear turned a pleasant walk around some Namibian farmland into a nightmare."So, we make a restaurant...shaped like a ship, with dummy sailors on the deck." "That's a ship haus idea." (Philippines)Even more deeply distrubing than the endless aisles of Spam, these scary looking biscuit tins left me traumatized in the Philippines.Do you see what I see? Sculpure fail, Lake Boort, Australia.A pied comorant honks for all the world to hear.This somewhat disconcerting wiring set up in the hills of Burma is actually of the floor!Burma in a deeply conservative country, and this is more so in the regions.The streets of Saigon/Ho Chi Minh throw out all kinds of transportational surprises.Even Marvin Gaye couldn't sing cool into that. Burma."Is he still there?" "SHHH! Get down- he can see you!"Ever seen your mate mouth off, and then realise how big the other guy is?A traditional Australian outback Hills Hoist with shoes.....The ideal Christmas gift, or perfect souvenirs from Thailand.I'm a model, you know what I mean. Kosovo.Traditional Kosova clothes modelled by a Chuckie doll.Pristina, Kosovo.When you paint the house and then the barn falls down. Macedonia.Right by the side of a major highway in Thailand's north, a different cafe.A dozen or more different fruit shaped rooms at an abandoned resort in Thailand's Kanchanaburi.Fake trees, mushrooms, gorillas, wagons, dinosaurs and more at some wierd Thai hotel.A strangely childish way to hnour your navy, in Prachuap Khiri Khan, Thailand.Ranong, Thailand.A plastic and straw drum kit, Ratchaburi, Thailand.Travelling in comfort while making deliveries, India.A Mexcican stand-off, Indian style.