MONTENEGRO, The Black Mountain. There’s also green forests, snow capped peaks, lakes, forts and castles, insane drivers on windy roads, monasteries and mosques, and saphire green bays. All that brings hordes of tourists descending on the mediocre beaches.

KOTOR AND THE COAST: Ridiculously spectacular cliffs plunge into bays, and zillions of people pack the beaches, most of them chain-smoking.

THE MOUNTAINS: Cooler in the literal and metaphorical sense.