LAS GEEL ROCK ART In the baking hot Somali desert, half way between the Somaliland capital Hargiesa and the port of Berbera, are some of the world’s best preserved rock art. Big pictures of cows Pre-dating Japan’s octopus porn by thousands of years, is this U-beaut piece of cow porn. The ancient Somalis loved to draw pictures of cows. Because they didn’t have X-boxes. In 2013, a police escort was mandatory, and may have cost around $100 including taxi. The visitor book showed a handful of people coming a month. It may seem like a lot of trouble for some cow porn, but the images are outstanding, the desert scenery possesses a stark beauty, and there is fuck all else to do. You may be tempted to continue on to Berbera. Don’t. It’s a shithole.